I love cows, and I love Nintendo.

And I love that a cow farm contacted Nintendo and challenged them to come milk their cows. You may have seen the virtual cow milking game on the Nintendo Switch – kind of weird, but cows are just great and so are video games, so what could go wrong?

Milk is actually a minigame on 1-2-Switch. I haven’t played it yet. And I haven’t milked a cow irl. But I am really interested in how this is going to turn out: 

Dear Nintendo

 We’re one of New England’s premier living history museums. We’re writing because our farm staff recently saw the cow milking game for Nintendo Switch and decided that you’ve taken all the challenge out of milking. We have 30 adorable Jersey milking cows that we milk twice a day, and it is NEVER that easy. We also think that you guys look pretty slow.

 To this end, we’d like to set up some sort of challenge to pit our team against yours to see who can milk the fastest. If you accept, let us know and we can work out the details. The question is: Is your team brave enough?

 Thanks, Tom and Alayna”

That’s the letter the Billings Farm and Museum sent. But I have waaaay more questions: Who from Nintendo is going to come milk the cow? Will I get to see pictures? The Nintendo Cow Milking Event will take place Wednesday, March 29th.

I’ll uh, maybe keep you updated.

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